Bonus: more misogyny from the Dark Ages. How the women in Paradise differ from earthly women, few of whom make it to Paradise anyway, apparently. Much ado about "tearing hymens". Hymens that conveniently repair themselves after every act of penetration, for the greater gratification of the almighty male!
As blogger Vlad Tepes comments ironically, the formula seems to be that it ain't porn so long as it's sung.